singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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