He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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