dude i'm inner monologue high
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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