Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
