At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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