I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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