we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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