Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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