just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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