Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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