At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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