I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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