Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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