Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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