I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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