we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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