Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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