So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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