Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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