I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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