Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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