we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You smell like stripper and shame
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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