i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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