I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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