no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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