Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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