I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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