No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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