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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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