doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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