I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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