There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
They took my balls.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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