When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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