Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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