I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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