And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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