Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i think i just lost a toe
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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