Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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