During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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