i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
