is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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