a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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