You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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