How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
