Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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