No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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