The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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