Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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