my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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