you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
They took my balls.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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