What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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